- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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