How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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knock knock

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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