Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

guess what what ...

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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