- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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