Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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