- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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