- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

women's rights.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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