What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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