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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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