- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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