what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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can you pass the soap?

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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