bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

whats black and large -me

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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