- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

girls basketball

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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