Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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