Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Ehh

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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