What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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go F*** yourself

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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