- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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