- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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