We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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womens rights.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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