- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

united we sit, cause we're fat

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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