one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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WOMENS RIGHTS

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Where's the dick??? east

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Neither did she.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Everybody will die

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

A midget walked under a bar.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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