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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?