whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Im cute hehehee

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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