- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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