Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Politics

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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