What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

* anti-punchline

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

You bumder!

whats up and also down? your mum

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

miha kako si?

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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