What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Dance is a sport

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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