- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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