Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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