- Anti Joke

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.