- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

homosexuals are gay

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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