- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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