- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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