DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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