- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Who's the fastest kid in AA

John Cena for president

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

whats up and also down? your mum

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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