What would Muhammed do?

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Women's Rights.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

No!

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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