- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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