How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I <3 Hitler

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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i hate black people

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knock knock... ...no answer

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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