where do some birds live in? Earth

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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