A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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