What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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whats black and large -me

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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