The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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PENIS

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Testicles.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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were you expecting a joke

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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