Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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And you honored it I see :P

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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