- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

knock knock... ...no answer

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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