- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

so...um, yeah

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why are white people white? I don't know

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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