Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

its funny cuz i laughed!

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Bob Saget that is all

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

ur an fagit

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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