10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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women's rights

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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