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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

a blond girl walks into a bar

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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