- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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