- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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