Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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