Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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