- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

feminists.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

An Asian with a big dick.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

you suck

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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