- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

your no better than a cockroach

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

dry handjob

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Soccer...

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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