Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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