- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What's circular and round A circle

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

Roses are red. Violets are purple

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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