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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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