- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

i had sex.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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