Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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