- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why? Why Not?

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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