- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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