- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Once, I went to Peru.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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