Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Cheese

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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