Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Wolfjob.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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