- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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