Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a black man? A person

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

a skinny sumo wrestler

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

whats white and sticky glue

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

A baby seal walks into a club.

Hail Hitler

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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