- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Knock knock. Get out!!

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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