- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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