If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

your face

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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