- Anti Joke

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.