- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.