There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Why did? Yes

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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