oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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GOODBYE

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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The Oakland Raiders

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Anti Joke

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