- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Who is John Galt?

hi bye

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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