- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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