- Anti Joke

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.