- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

miha kako si?

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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