- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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