Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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hi

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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