- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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