- Anti Joke

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Yo mama so fat.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Fox News

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What comes after 69? 70