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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Wolfjob.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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