- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

cats are pussies

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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