Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Face Hunter is scum

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Republicans

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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