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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GASP! X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." runs

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Charlie Sheen

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

sky's sty

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Bitch

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why can't jokes spit?

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