I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

A midget walked under a bar.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Massie is a fatass

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

your face

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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