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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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