- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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