- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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