Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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