Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A man with glasses and a cane walks out if a clothing store and accidentally bumps into a woman, knocking his hat off "Can't you watch where you're going?" the woman asks. The man then slaps her, knocking her to the ground. He picks up his new designer fedora, and drives off in his $90,000 Cadillac. The woman, after dusting herself off, gets the guy's plates, convinces a few witnesses to testify against the man, and informs the authorities of an assault. He was later arrested for assault as well as pimping and soliciting sex. He is found guilty in a court of law and is sentenced to 2-5 years in prison, and is doled a hefty fine.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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