- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Where's the dick??? east

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Tilt your screen back

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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