Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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