Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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womans rights...

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The FCC

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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