The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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