Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

The Joke Below

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

3021 North Broadway Avenue

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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