knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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why dont they make black forks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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