Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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