A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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your life

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Women's Rights

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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nickel back

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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