- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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