- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Once, I went to Peru.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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