- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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