- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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