A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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The NBA and womens sports

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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