Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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