Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What's city is in New York New York City

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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