- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

13 =B you just learned something

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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