- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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