- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

The truth is he loves her!!

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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