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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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charlie sheen

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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