- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Knock knock come in.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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