- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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