- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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