Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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