What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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