- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

who is not good looking? mon morello

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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