- Anti Joke

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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