- Anti Joke

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

A man walks into a vagina

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Chuck Norris Dies.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.