- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Chuck Norris.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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