What do u call a cripple Biv

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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guest what i love pancakes

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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