- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

these are shit

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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