There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

PIED NINNY!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

WNBA

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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