A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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PIED NINNY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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