- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Legal Mexicans in Texas

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

there was once a jew

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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