Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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THE GAME.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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