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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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I had a submarine.... once

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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8--------------------- penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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