- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Choir.

knock knock whos there? nobody

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

The WNBA.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why can't jokes spit?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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