- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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