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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What's green and blue? yellow

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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