- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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