Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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AIDS

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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