- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

Caca.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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