- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

13 =B you just learned something

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

womens rights.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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