Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Fat people

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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