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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I love you

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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