What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

i hate black people

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

are u black unlucky

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Justin

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

josh sucks polish adams dick

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

My mom

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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